I have been tagged!!

AAaahhhhhh….. [Staggers towards the wall on right..]

I…ahh.. I … Have ..bee..een Tagged!!! :D

Now isn’t that awesome!

So here are the stupid details about not so stupid tag
-You must post a blog with six weird facts or habits about yourself.
-At the bottom name the six people you will tag next.
-Leave them a comment to let them know they’ve been tagged and to read your blog.

So here goes my "Sex" “Six” Wierd Facts! ;)

• I target people while riding my bike and keep speaking to myself about it. And best part is that I have been doing this for so long, that now I have code-language for it. [Dontcha worry.. I’ll give them in details]
  • [When I see no people around] :: “No targets located!”
  • [When I see some hot babe on bike or car] :: “Target-“W” has been spotted” [W stands for White, P for Pink and so on..]
  • [When she turns out to be too young/old] :: “Target-W has been abandoned on ‘carbon dating’ scale”
  • [When she is not hot after all] :: “Target-W has been abandoned on countenance basis.”
  • [When some moron is riding rash] :: “Target-Speed-Jackass has been spotted”
  • [When I over-take them finally] :: “Target-W terminated!”

And actually lot more.. and if I keep going it could take a while! :D

And you thought, you had wierd habbits!

• I strum on a imaginary guitar in front of imaginary crowd playing the hardest rock song with total aptness, when either I am too excited or trying to boost my mood with songs! And, pretend, that few people whom I hate, are present in crowd and are “awestruck”. [Sigh… I don’t even know how to play guitar..forget aptness and crap!]
• I flush down ants in toilet, kill cockroaches with repellent and eat broast chicken at KFC when I am angry at someone, something or generally depressed.
• I “LOVE” to be depressed.
• I shoot targets with pinpoint accuracy using imaginary sniper rifle.
• I try to dream something that I like, forcefully before going to sleep every night!

Sigh.. now that I read it all myself, I feel man I am really wierd! :D

Anyway here are the people whom I am gonna tag now! :)
Aarti
Carolynn
I hang like a star
opinionatedinjerzee
Iris
Valiumized